Russell

This is Russell, I love everything about him and, when separated from him for merely 24 hours, I start to panic. See, Russell is a creative genius, he likes to draw monsters, nipples and cats. He likes to collect and read books. Also spray tans. But most of all, he loves laughing so hard he cries and getting you to do shots with him. Russell has the most dashing demeanor and devilish eyes - He understands that these were traits given by God to compel you to do whatever he says. He now lives in Williamsburg, Brooklyn and has done a sort of startlingly good job at understanding of how all of the roads connect all over this city. I'd trust him to drive me anywhere. Besides having an incredible natural sense of direction, Russell is the type of friend who would drive to Ocean city at 2am. We've never done that, but he totally would if I convinced him it was a good idea. I know this because I can convince him that nachos are a great idea at 2am, and Nachos and Ocean City are both great ideas. Russell loves great ideas. And you'd love Russell, every day is a vacation when you're with him.